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The ULTIMATE PUNK'D CD and DVD Collection

And now, for the first time ever, the entire PUNK'D CD and DVD Collection is available in a stunning BOX SET* for you to cherish for years to come!  All the singles, all the albums (including the critically acclaimed "PUNK'D UNPLUGGED"), plus a special edition DVD containing 3 full live shows, 6 music videos, and over an hour of "never before released" special features.

*By "BOX SET" we mean the collection will be carefully placed in an old ASDA carrier bag

PUNK'D Rock Band™ Interactive Game for Nintendo Wii

Finally, after months of legal battles, the officially licenced PUNK'D Rock Band™ for the Nintendo Wii is finally here...  More than 30 classic punk tracks are featured - including the Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Damned, The Buzzcocks, Undertones and many more...  This game has a unique "humanise" mode, allowing you to play hundreds of wrong notes yet STILL get away with it - just like the real PUNK'D!

Also includes a special "Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along" bonus level...  You simply play anything you want, and the game does it's best to play along with YOU!  Again, just like the real PUNK'D!

Hours of non-stop fun and entertainment.  

Includes PUNK'D poster and small union jack flag to drape over your Wii console

(Also available for the Commodore 64, Sinclair Spectrum, and the Amstrad CPC464)

Available in small, medium, large and fat fuck sizes.  Also available in white (with red logo), also available as plain T shirt with no logo (what's the fuckin' point of that!), also available in red with red logo (eh?) and also available with "what's the fuckin' point of that!" logo...

Also available in small, medium, large and fat fuck sizes.  Has the additional full colour picture of the guys, which is guaranteed to fade away after two washes...

Various logos, styles and designs!  Plenty more where that lot came from... How long you got?

High quality, durable (dishwasher friendly), large kids lunchbox.  The Thomas the Tank Engine™ sticker has been removed and replaced with a PUNKD logo. (Fixed with genuine punk spit!)

Contains box only.  Lunch not included...

Yes - you, too, can look as "cool" as Dave on stage with this superb guitar customising paint set.  Containing 18 different poster paints, brush, and blood splash stencil to get you started!

Please note - this product is not endorsed by any guitar manufacturer...

Contains double quarter-pounder burger with cheese, 9 nuggets, extra large fries (with double salt) and super-size (extra sugar) cola.  Guaranteed to have you puking in the nearest alley...

Also contains old bus ticket with "buy one Big Mac™, get one free" voucher... (voucher may be out of date)

Exclusive PUNK'D credit card

Be the envy of your mates with an exclusive PUNK'D credit card!  Refused the world over...

Gibson Les Paul Custom Guitar - £3,000

Fender Deluxe USA Stratocaster - £1,500

Marshall full stack - £2,500

Custom pedal board - £1,200

The salesman's face when your card is declined - PRICELESS!

To apply CLICK HERE

PUNK'D Special Edition Condoms

12 pack of special edition ribbed condoms.  Recommended for girls from Birmingham (called Pauline) who live in trees... subtle or WHAT?

More FANTASTIC

Merchandise Below...

August 2010

A brand new range of PUNK'D themed merchandise has been unveiled by the bands' production company, Kerrupt Records.

CEO of Kerrupt Records, Peter Jones (best known for his regular appearances on BBC 1 Dragon's Den) said, "I want to introduce the PUNK'D "brand" to a much younger social group - particularly pre-school children.  I believe that by brainwashing kids at a young age, you can fleece them for life."

PUNK'D are proud to announce these brand-new products - aimed specifically towards a younger market. Top quality toys by top quality manufacturers!

STEVIE-BOY'S MAZDA RX-8 Official Replica by Corgi Toys 

Over-the-top... fuel guzzling... totally unpractical... This 100% authentic (and highly detailed) model replica has it all.  Feel the power... Experience the embarrassment... Live the dream... Nothing says it better than a Mazda RX-8

Coming soon... The slightly more sensible Stevie-Boy Ford Focus

PUNK'D (Paul) Truck model kit

Highly detailed 1/24 scale model of a big fuck off truck, complete with customised "B'Stard Haulage" livery.  Based on Paul's real truck, and accurate down to the last detail - even the tachograph is running 20 minutes late...just like the real thing!

Already seen by many as a "classic", this shocking purple SLOB'S AUSTIN METRO is accurate down to the last detail... Including over-flowing ash tray, and door pockets filled with empty fag packets

Sleek, reliable, practical and boring...  Yes, this 1:36 scale model of Dave's Ford Mondeo Estate has all the features of the original - including full PA system in the back!

The Classic PUNK'DMOBILE (Very Limited Edition by Corgi Toys)

Inspired by the original 1960s toy featuring the Monkees, (but given a chassis-up overhaul, a shocking new paint job and all-new livery), PUNK'D are delighted to launch THE PUNK'DMOBILE.  This absolutely superb model features opening doors that reveal staggeringly unrealistic figures of Steve, Dave, Slob and Paul...

They won't be around for long - so grab one while you can!

Special Edition PUNK'D Action Man™ Collection

An absolute must for collectors!  This superb collection contains exclusive Action Man™ figures of Steve, Dave and Slob... (Paul refused point blank to be included, stating "I think this whole PUNK'D merchandise thing has got fuckin' stupid!")

Each figure sold separately

The "talking" Steve Action Man™, although supplied naked, does come with optional Calvin Klein™ boxer shorts and baseball cap.  Click to hear what he says... 

phrase one   phrase 2   phrase 3

The Dave Action Man™ does nothing.  Bugger all!  It's quite boring, actually...

The Slob Action Man™ was too fat to fit in a box, so is supplied in a plastic blister pack... (you know, the ones you can't open without slicing your bastard fingers!)

COLOR-A-PUNK by Chad Valley

Introducing the amazing COLOR-A-PUNK from Chad Valley.  A complete PUNK'D themed colouring set designed to stimulate young minds, and encourage creativity.  Included in this superb set is a drawing of PUNK'D in an exciting action scene, and 5 non-toxic high quality felt-tipped pens.  Hours and hours of fun!  Creative and educational.  Only £29.95

Click on the image above for more details

PUNK'D "Give a Show" Slide Projector by Chad Valley

What could be more fun than a Chad Valley "Give a Show" Slide Projector?  Even better when it comes with 112 full colour slides (giving 16 shows) of your favourite PUNK'D characters!  Requires 3x D cell (U2) batteries (not supplied).

This fantastic "retro" toy is exclusive to PUNK'D and cannot be purchased anywhere else!

PUNK'D OPERATION "Stevie-Boy Edition" by MB Games

Another PUNK'D exclusive - the popular OPERATION game in a special "Stevie-Boy" limited edition!  Features all the fun, skill and excitement of the original, but instead of simply buzzing (and the nose lighting up) this version has high quality sound samples of Steve shouting "BASTARD!", "FUCK OFF!", "OUCH - THAT FUCKIN' HURT!" plus 12 more hilarious phrases!  Switch off the TV, gather the family together, and give Stevie-Boy that personality transplant he so desperately needs!

The items listed above can be purchased at most PUNK'D gigs (subject to availability)

Always purchase your PUNK'D merchandise from an approved PUNK'D dealer.  Don't be tempted to buy cheap, counterfeit or unauthorised products elsewhere... 

To order on-line please drop us an email...

PUNK'D accept (and clone) all major credit cards

 all items on this page are fictitious and any similarity to any real merchandise, either living or dead, is purely coincidental

However, PUNK'D really DO have CDs and DVDs available at most gigs!

PUNK'D would like to stress that no animals (or Action Men) were harmed during the making of this page